I can’t focus. I don’t know if it’s microplastics, long covid or because I pay $500 a week to live in a mould experiment.

This year
- I went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors.
- I formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot
- I lost all my crpyto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton


"His mind works like no other” ★★★★★ – Chortle (UK)
“Genius and insanity… a truly brilliant writer” ★★★★ – The Scotsman (UK)
"Book yesterday” ★★★★ – The Age

Winner – Best of the Fest – Sydney Comedy Festival 2025
Winner – Director’s Choice Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025
Winner – Piece of Wood Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2023

Tickets HERE